What made you recently say to yourself, “Wait. Really?”

Me (a little confused) : I don't know

Me : Because it's month of August.

I was in an event in a management college of Gurgaon. I didn't knew the campus well. There was still some time left for the event to start. I was waiting for a speaker, who had invited me.

Liberals, why don't you like Conservatives?

P.S. : The conversation above is filtered removing all the rubbish, “normal” slangs of metropolitan city's students.

Even in movies, you won't find any guy reaching out to a girl and asking for movies, drinks and chill at the first meet. The female character would literally slap such a guy (in movies).

Meanwhile, I was wondering from when did Chandigarh came in Madhya Pradesh? Maybe, I need to revisit geography of 10th standard again, or does he need it badly. Management, you know!

Should we consider deporting democrats to Canada?

Let me tell you, this guy is already an MBA pass-out student and I'm just a Sophomore at my UG.

Yeah, I can understand that you're exploring. You're another “Dora - The Explorer” from Delhi. So, you should also find girls who're just explorers like you. Keep playing DORA-DORA!

He : Oh, great. I also live around. We stay very close. We can just catch up anytime.

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I sat there on the bench for a while. There was a boy standing by my side. Seemed an official, but maybe a management graduate. Offcourse well dressed (Cream shirt and black pants), offcourse smart, with a good accent and Delhi attitude (too much slang).

He : I don't understand why it's so hot and humid today.

He : Yes, Monsoon month. What place do you stay in Delhi?

What happened to the American Russell Bentley from Texas that was fighting for the pro-Russian commies?

He : Okay. Fine. We can just watch a movie. Have some fun. What's your age?

He : Then let's have some coffee

He (smiling) : So, what do you think about me?

Why are Democrats at Q so desperate that they keep taking down my links to comments that prove the residents in Ohio have been filing complaints about the Haitians eating the local wildlife from ponds in the local parks? Election interference

He : Btw, you're really pretty.

He : So, are you seeing someone?

Then the friend whom he was with, he also went away to the canteen. Now, only this guy was there alone. Standing!

What do all Indian parents have in common?

Me : No. I don't drink coffee, tea anything.

Me : No

Me : Yes. I'm from Delhi University. Eco Major, 2nd year. Are you from this college?

My girlfriend told me that she wants to move in with me. I have my own apartment and I like my peace and quiet, but I also love her. We've been together for a year now. What should I do?

I was alone there. Firstly, he came and kept his bag, and asked me that he's just coming. I said fine.

He : If you're free anytime let's catch up. Have some drinks!

He : Tea ?

How would you define love?

I was already blown that why being a 24 year old, he's being creepy with me.

Me (smiling, hesitant but firm) : I don't think anything.

Me : Thank you.

Can someone write me a sex story?

Let's be a little serious. Is there any “Student of the Year” movie going on here in Delhi/Gurgaon colleges?

He : Cool. No, I'm not from this college. I'm the PR coordinator for their event. Are you from Delhi only?

He : Oh. You know, I also had Eco major. We both stay in South Delhi. We both are single. So much similiarities. And you're pretty also. What do you do on weekends?

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He : Yeah. Getting. I have also been here for years now. But I'm fed with Delhi. I have lived in Mangalore. My family is from Chandigarh. Madhya Pradesh you know.

Me : Ok. Although, I don't feel age has anything to do with the understanding and experience of a person.

I was feeling as if I was being flattered too much.

What bait should you use for ocean fishing?

Me : I don't drink coffee also

I just like staying by my own self, away from Dora–The Explorers. Genuine people are always welcome :)

I am still confused that which nice guy in the world, asks a girl to meet for a movie at the first-ever meet?

Would the word literate carry the same meaning with public (common wealth) in 1900 vs today 2020?

He : So, are you here just for the event? What college and course do you have?

By now, I have already understood what he's trying to do. Still, I waited. So, I told him a place nearby to my locality.

Me : I don't drink

I haven’t eaten junk food for weeks, I ate dirty all-day yesterday, but I can’t even workout, why am I so tired?

By now, he was at least sure that I'm not the kind of girl, he's looking for. With the excuse of a phone call, he moved towards the auditorium.

Me : Sure.

He : I'm 24.

Why do Trump supporters believe Trump should deport the immigrants? These people you call "illegal immigrants" have lived here for many years, they have houses, jobs, how can you think they will just go back to their country, where they have nothing?

Me : I'm around 17 & You? (Don't take me literally)

Me : No. I am a resident of some other state. I'm here in Delhi for studies.